Triumph: The Power and the Glory of the
Catholic Church by H.W. Crocker III
Oh dear. Oh dear.
I’ve read several hundred
history/biography books over the last few years (I’ve reviewed many on Amazon)
and this was by far the worst “history” book I have ever read. Let me be very clear and state that I am not
anti-Catholic nor am I anti-Christian. Many times when one comes across a
negative review on Amazon of a Christian topic, the reviewer is clearly biased
if they are anti-theist, atheist or agnostic. I am none of the above. Although this book is definitely one-sided
in its presentation of the accomplishments of the Catholic church, this is not
my issue. By ‘one-sided’, I mean that
this book has a highly conservative slant, and am reminded of a minority of
Catholics on the far-right fringe who refuse to acknowledge the legitimacy of
Pope Francis while also stating things on social media such as “It’s a mortal
sin to vote for Joe Biden because he is a Democrat”.
Although I disagree with these
sentiments, I still maintain that a thoughtful argument can be made by an
author and I would be willing to judge the book on such merit. However, you won’t find any “thoughtful
arguments” here. The main problem is that the author is too filled with hate
and vitriol to be taken seriously.
Instead of a serious academic, H.W. Crocker III comes across more like a
spoilt 16-year old who is throwing a temper tantrum because his daddy won’t let
him take the family car out past curfew on a Saturday night. The Catholic Church deserves better than
this. If you are a Catholic and you are
wanting to encourage non-believers to become part of your faith (as you should)
I would strongly advise you not to recommend this book. Sometimes I really couldn’t believe the
author expected to be taken seriously.
In fact, there’s a part of me that believes Mr. Crocker is playing a
sick joke on his readers, as the “history” he is presenting in this book is so
removed from anything that one could consider serious scholarship.
Although he never specifically states
so in this book, he seems to believe that the only way the planet can survive
is by implementing a strict Catholic theocracy.
He seems unconcerned with things such as love, forgiveness, fairness,
and helping those in unfortunate circumstances.
You know, the very things that Jesus Christ taught. What many people don’t realize, is that such
a theocracy existed in western civilization for over a millennium in Western Europe,
and it failed simply because you can’t beat people into submission while at the
same time preach about a loving redeemer.
People must respond to the Gospel of Jesus and invite Him into their
heart; they can’t be “commanded to love God”.
Our human nature simply doesn’t work this way. (As a side note, the Protestants tried
something similar with the Puritan movement when they first arrived in what is
now the United States. It didn’t work out too well for them either.)
For those who might not know, the word
“catholic” means “universal” and for the first 1500 years since the time of
Christ, the Catholic Church was essentially the only Christian church on the
planet. For the first several years,
there were debates and arguments but for the most part the church stayed
healthy. Metaphorically, the problems of
the church started like a small snowball rolling down a hill. By the time of
the Renaissance, the snowball had grown tremendously in size and speed. We really shouldn’t be surprised at all that
the call for reform happened when it did.
When Constantine became emperor of Rome
in 306 A.D., he actually made Rome into a Christian theocracy. The problem was
that when everyone HAS to be a Christian, you end up having a lot of non Christlike Christians in the kingdom.
THIS is why so many people left the cities and went to live in trees and
caves called “monasteries” and called themselves “monks”. It’s a fascinating
story, yet the author doesn’t cover any of this here. The only reason that I can speculate that he
omits this, is that he would have to concede that monasteries and monks were
“formed” out of problems they saw with the universal church and the author
refuses to admit that the church could possibly ever have such problems.
Sadly, it then proceeds to really get
bad (I’m not necessarily commenting on the church, but the author’s treatment
of the church). To hear the author talk
about things like the Crusades and the Inquisition, you would be left thinking
that these were really neat ideas that slightly fell short of the goal, and the
world would have been so much better had more blood been shed and more people
tortured. We then come to probably the
most infamous Pope in the history of the church, Rodrigo Borgia (Alexander VI)
and his stained family. Entire books
have been written about the evils of the Borgias, yet he author of this book
merely slags the negativity away stating that “history has treated them
unfairly”. He states that, oh sure
Rodrigo Borgia had a mistress, but he was KIND to his mistress! Now, ask yourself this: If you are a
Catholic and you go to confession for committing adultery, but you inform your
priest that you have no intention of stopping your adulterous affair because
you’re “kind” to your mistress, do you really think your priest will absolve
you of your sins?? I didn’t think so.
We then make our way to the topic of
Indulgences. This was probably the straw
that broke the camel’s back in terms of what actually started the Protestant
Reformation. Again though, the author states that indulgences were really no
big deal. He denies that the church used
the tool to get churchgoers and their relatives out of purgatory. I’m not sure how he comes to this conclusion. Every other source that I have studied says
completely the opposite. In fact, the
author states that indulgences were rather harmless, and priests merely used
them as part of the absolution process during confessions. These must have been heavy sins since many
peasants ended up giving 1/3 of their yearly wages towards said
indulgences. Again, the author doesn’t educate
you of this fact. He then makes the absurd claim that had it not been for
indulgences, Michelangelo probably wouldn’t have been able to create so many
works of beauty for the church. To me
that sounds a bit like saying Adolph Hitler stole a lot of property from the
Jews after he sent them to wither and die in concentration camps, but it really
wasn’t that big of a deal because, well golly gosh darn it, Hitler used this
ransacked plunder to improve the buildings in Germany, beautify the cities, and
rebuild the economy.
Speaking of Adolph Hitler, we then come
to Martin Luther. **I’m** not
comparting Luther to Hitler, but the author does. A few times. The author even suggests that
Hitler might not have ever come to power had it not been for Martin
Luther. Right. Great.
We don’t learn anything useful about Martin Luther in this book. He’s clearly the pinnacle of evil in the
opinion of the author, and we get to read many horrid descriptions of the man
complete with foul adjectives. We read
more about his repulsive personal appearance and bowel movement habits than we
do anything useful to help understand the man.
Again, I’m not saying the author has to agree with Luther and the Reformation,
but he should at least paint a fair picture of the man. As a side note, I was assigned to write a
term paper on Martin Luther when I was in high school, and I never uncovered
any resources that painted the man the way this author does. I received an “A” on my term paper. Had I used this book as one of my references,
I probably would have gotten an “F”.
So after the Protestant Reformation,
this author blames every problem in Western Civilization for the next 500 years
on Protestantism. Atheism? He blames the
Protestants. The Age of Reason? He
blames the Protestants. Democracy? He
blames the Protestants. I wouldn’t have
been surprised if he would have blamed his hemorrhoid condition on
Protestantism. I’m reminded of when
liberal filmmaker Michael Moore actually blamed Ronald Reagan for the fact that
he was overweight. This book was
written before the Catholic sexual abuse scandal rocked the world a few years
ago. I would bet a year’s salary that
had this book been written AFTER that tragedy, the author would have somehow
blamed Protestants for that scandal as well.
All throughout this, the author makes ridiculous statements such as
praising a 19th century Pope for banning trains (??) while
condemning a later Pope for allowing gas powered streetlamps (??!!)
The latter half of the book became difficult
to read because of the author’s strong, hateful opinions. It reminded me of being in a fetid sewer
filled with stenches of animal waste.
You can only stay in such an environment for so long before you have to
come up for fresh air. This was another
problem I had. I couldn’t read more than
10-20 pages of this book at a time without having to put this book aside and
breathe some fresh air (i.e. common sense).
Fast Forward to the 1960s and Vatican
II. MOST Catholics embraced Vatican II,
but not this author. He faults Pope John XXIII for Vatican II (he describes the Pope as “fat” along with
other lesser terms of endearment. Is it
really necessary to continue to dislike people because of their physical
appearance??) When Pope John XIII dies
in 1963, the author essentially states that the next Pope, Paul VI, really had
“no choice” but to continue Vatican II.
And on and on and on….
All of this to say that the title of
this book is somewhat misleading. It
really isn’t a comprehensive history of the Catholic Church, but rather a
statement of how Protestantism “destroyed” the church in Europe and,
eventually, North America. I don’t
recall anything about the recent successes or growth of the church in places
like Asia or Africa. We then come to the
word in the book’s title “Triumph”. What
exactly is “triumphant” about what the author is presenting to us? According to this author, there hasn’t been
anything “triumphant” for the Catholic church since Christendom in the Middle
Ages. In fact, his conclusion is that
the church badly needs “A few good men (not women)” if the church is ever going
to rise from its ashes. A depressing
thought indeed.
In conclusion, I have to reemphasize
that I truly believe that the Catholic church has done many wonderful things
and should be praised despite its warts.
I never felt encouraged nor upbeat while reading this book, however. It
was simply angry and depressing. The
author seems to believe that beating subjects into submission is a much better
tool than sharing the love of Jesus Christ with our fellow brothers and
sisters. As an alternative, I would strongly recommend Justo Gonzalez’ two
volume set “The History of Christianity”.
Gonzalez is a Christian (not a Catholic), yet he clearly shows the goods
and bads of Catholicism and Protestantism throughout the years. It’s much more
balanced, fair, real and upbeat.
The Catholic Church deserves a much
better retrospective than what is presented here.